#Godzilla vs kong trailer movie

(Godzilla destroys a factory) But no versus movie would be complete without them joining forces at the end against a surprise third fighter. I mean, come on the only endearing thing Godzilla does is destroy part of Florida. (montage of Kong ending up on his back) But the film will do everything in its power to make you root for the big hairy boy: he's friends with children, he loves snacks, and he's got Thor's axe. (Godzilla roars) And yes, Kong spends more time on his back than Riley Reid. I mean, sure, Godzilla wins two out of three because. Kong', they better deliver on the fights, as they pit the titular titans against each other no less than three times. You only need one group of humans to follow in these movies, okay? Everyone else is there to either be squished and/or cheer when Godzilla destroys their home. boy is also there, in this goofy subplot that could be completely cut without anyone noticing. Madison: Theory is it makes you docile, easy to manipulate. and Millie Bobby Brown returns as his Kaiju-Anon-in-training. a vast corporate conspiracy.īrian Tyree Henry rants and raves his way through the sharpest conspiracy theory jokes of 2007.īernie: -the Illuminati running shadow economies all to fund a hidden colony for the elite, I mean. Russell: Right now, Godzilla's out there and he's hurting people, and we don't know why!Ĭringe as the overly-dramatic dialogue is way funnier than the intentional comedy of the film, as you follow along with the most obnoxious fictional character profession: the podcaster.īernie: Something bad is going on here. as they carry on the MonsterVerse tradition of hiring great actors, then making them say stuff like this with a straight face.ĭr. Ilene: When the storm took over the island, it wiped out the native people. Walter: -what really went wrong on your brother's mission? It's just some lit-up tubes, man how would you know that? But don't worry they all have a backstory, whether it's their dead wife. It's drawing radiation from the core like it's charging.īernie: Yeah, it could be a. Madison: This is why Godzilla attacked the Apex facility. They're just here to yell at what's going on, even though there's no way any of them could possibly know that information. Meet the humans of the MonsterVerse, because I had to, so now, you do too. Now make with the monkey fights! (shows Kong fighting some flying creatures) Ahh, that's the stuff. Stanton: The vortex was a tunnel into the hollow Earth! It doesn't matter I knew I was right.īut one thing remains constant: absolutely no one watching gives a sh*t about any of it. You've been moderately pleased by all the Legendary kaiju movies so far (shows posters of Godzilla (2014), Kong: Skull Island, and Godzilla: King of the Monsters with a B+ CinemaScore) now, tune in for another bad-sober-good-with-a-buzz installment of the sloppiest franchise running, where character and timeline continuity is more of a suggestion, featuring characters they forgot to mention were related, characters they forgot to mention entirely, and characters who forgot they discovered the Earth was hollow in the last movie.ĭr.

#Godzilla vs kong trailer how to

Not because of the virus I've just completely forgotten how to interact with people. In a year where everyone realized we're at the mercy of nature, the world will sublimate that anxiety into watching a giant monkey fight a giant lizard, in a perfectly-timed release before we snap and/or kiss the mailman. I mean, you can probably tell from the title that Godzilla fights King Kong, but we tell you who wins. The following trailer is rated S for Spoilers.